Meet the Men
John Kenny
Best Man
Stats: Three time winner of "Most Ethical Person at Barclays" Award.
Fun Fact: Is not, in fact, too good to be true.
In his words: "I would, but I'm going to [insert Latin American country here] to do [insert extremely kindhearted charitable endeavor.]"
Nathan Holmes
Best Man
Fact: John Maynard Keynes in the streets, Milton Friedman in the sheets.
Fun Fact: Never had to answer for his crime of introducing Mike to Tottenham
In his words: "I don't think that's the best value." [ed. note: not talking about our wedding, to our knowledge]
Thomas Valente
Groomsman, Brother of the Bride
Habit: "forgetting" his wallet when he's with Nicole
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Fun Fact: Proud recipient of the Women in Need in STEM scholarship at ASU. Promptly took a trip to Europe.
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In his words: "Can you give this dude I just met a ride?"
Peter Barker
Groomsman
Wedding Job: Developing the recycling plan for the weekend.
Fun Fact: Is not, as far as we know, Spiderman
In his words: "I love pancakes; I love pancakes. That makes me a happy Peetah."
Dan Crean
Groomsman
Self-described personality traits: Hateful, vengeful, spiteful, prideful
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Fun Fact: Would choose Nicole over Mike (not strange). Has made that known to both on several occasions spanning years (strange? you decide).
In his words: "Name three times."
Sam Duford
Groomsman
Stats: St. Nicholas of Myra (formerly St. Peter's) CYO Hall of Famer
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Fun Fact: Knows every daily wing, pizza, or burger special within a 15-mile radius
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In his words: "I hope this wedding is as good as Rocky IV; I really hope it's not a Rocky III wedding."
Evan Sylvia
Groomsman
Where in the world is Evan? He's on a boat.
Fun Fact: Has beaten Pokemon Silver on that damn boat like 16 times.
In his words: "[a 45-minute treatise on the subtleties of bass fishing]"
Patrick Plassio
Officiant
Why he's our officiant: Because he's married to Lindsey and we had to make sure she would come.
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Fun Fact: Shared 4/5 classes with Mike their first semester at St. John's; is still willing to talk to him.
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In his words: "I'm proud to represent the great commonwealth of Rhode Island at your wedding."
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